Politics
Disney's Head of Skate: The Sarah Palin Story
From Wasilla to the White House, she's the hockey mom who would be Vice President.
China's First Willing Astronaut Launched Into Space
And 30 minutes later, he was hungry again.
"Shitty Jobs For America," Obama Promises
Your shitty job will never be outsourced to foreign countries, Barack Obama promises. Hah!
The 430 Demographics Determining Election 2008
If you own wordworking business or have a tattoo, you could be the crucial vote for Sens. Obama and Mccain.
Taft's His Name … Taft's His Game
The 27th president is a bad mutha … Shut your mouth!
President Bush Surveys Damage From His Administration
The affected area stretches from the East Coast all the way to California, but is expected to pass by January 2009.
Children Opposed to Children's Healthcare, Study Finds
Survey also finds that kids are opposed to universal healthcare, but like lollipops.
McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists
He also announced he'll make kids walk uphill both ways to school. In the snow. With no shoes.









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